Trump’s Loyal Ally Shoots Superman’s Dog in South Park
According to CinemaDrame News Agency, in the second episode of the twenty-seventh season of the animated series South Park, Kristi Noem, the U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, storms the set of Dora the Explorer Live and shoots Superman’s dog.
In this episode, Mr. Mackey, after leaving South Park Elementary, joins U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to earn a $100,000 salary. After a brief hesitation, he enters the agency’s office and is immediately hired.
Noem, who has admitted in her memoir to having shot her own dog, tells new recruits in one scene: “A few years ago, I had to shoot my dog in the face, because sometimes the important thing is also the hardest thing to do.” The show then abruptly cuts to another scene where Noem jumps out of a car and targets a dog in the street. She adds: “We want that same determination from you. Because detaining and interrogating people is never easy.”
On one of his first assignments, Mackey raids the Dora show, which, given the Latina character, he assumes “might be full of illegal immigrants.” Noem frightens the audience and, upon spotting a dog, opens fire.
Noem expresses satisfaction with Mackey’s performance and sends him off to Mar-a-Lago, where Donald Trump awaits with J.D. Vance, who is depicted as being the size of a toddler. Trump invites the former school counselor into his room to “bond” with him and the Devil. Vance then suggests lubricating the Devil’s backside with baby oil.
Before the episode aired, the official U.S. Department of Homeland Security account on X posted an image from it, calling on Americans to help ICE deport illegal immigrants. The South Park account responded to the post, reminding followers of the White House’s claim that the show “has no connection to reality”: “Wait, so we’re not irrelevant? Shut up.”
